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Conservapedia is BULLSHIT by kuchinawa Conservapedia is BULLSHIT by kuchinawa
Conservapedia is a Christian Conservative Wiki that was made in response to the "liberal bias" (a.k.a. the scientific content, usefulness, etc.) of Wikipedia.

Go check it out for yourself and tell me what you think! ;P [link]

Some of my favourite excerpts:

"A liberal (also leftist) is someone who rejects logical and biblical standards, often for self-centered reasons. There are no coherent liberal standards; often a liberal is merely someone who craves attention, and who uses many words to say nothing." - [link]

"The evidence that Obama is a Muslim includes....
- Obama uses the Muslim Pakistani pronunciation for "Pakistan" rather than the common American one.
- Obama used his Muslim middle name when sworn in as President.
- Obama botched his public oath of office in which he placed his hand on a Bible, then chose not to use the Bible for his real, private oath." (and many more)
- [link]

"...the position that homosexuality is ultimately a choice in individuals or at the very least can be a choice in individuals has strong evidential support. In short, there is a strong argument that one can leave homosexuality." - [link]

Oh, and this one had me in utter stitches.

"Ann Hart Coulter (b. 1961) frequently nails liberals to the wall with deadly accuracy. She also sometimes answers liberals in their own coin, making a remark that first appears just as outrageous as the worst of theirs, but with a witty ironic spin that proves she knows what she is talking about. - [link]



and... there's a lot, lot, LOT more. If you find anything else that's utterly ridiculous, copy it and post it in the comments for some lulz!

Oh, and funny bit of trivia. Conservapedia was founded by Andrew Schlafly, the son of Phyllis Schlafly, a woman so egregiously anti-feminist that she thinks husbands have a right to rape their wives. Go figure. :roll:
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:iconryuuseinow:
Ryuuseinow Featured By Owner May 31, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Honestly, who cares if Obama is Muslim. Saying that as a counterargument makes you look like a bigot.
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:iconstealwave:
Stealwave Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015
He also thinks soccer is a metaphor for capitalism and America's being bad at it is evidence about how great a country it is
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:iconmissmuffintop:
MissMuffinTop Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2015   Writer
Assfly really needs to get a real job, or a hobby, or a girlfriend or something. 
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Lordofthememes Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015
Conservatorism sucks!!!!!
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EonOrteaShadowmaster Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015  Student Writer
Having seen your page, I'm rather under the impression that somebody hijacked your account to write this.
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:iconhk-0391:
HK-0391 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015   Digital Artist
I was just pointing out the ones I particularly found ridiculous. Although that last one more made me almost throw my computer across the room when I saw it than anything else. And I guess the first one isn't really ridiculous in and of itself.
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EonOrteaShadowmaster Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015  Student Writer
Consider making it clear that you're not displaying your own opinions next time. You're liable to catch quite the backdraft if people mistake it for such.
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That90sGuy Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I actually wouldn't call Wikipedia scientific or useful. While it DOES provide facts, it can be edited freely and publicly. Seriously, one of my classmates in the seventh grade looked up George Washington and Wikipedia said he was a ninja.
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JimmyLethal Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
To be fair, they've improved a lot in that regard.
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:iconthat90sguy:
That90sGuy Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
True. Doesn't necessarily mean they're entirely trustworthy.
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:icondabair:
DaBair Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm a conservative and I think Conservapedia is bullshit. Phyllis Schlafly is a bitch and I wish she would just die.

If you want to see a really disgusting and insulting wiki, look up Metapedia. It's a wiki for white supremacists.
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soulessone12 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014
holy shit that actually exist!!!! what has this world become!!!
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:iconthe-conquerors:
The-Conquerors Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
That is ironically the same wiki that Nazi gave to me. ~ C
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:iconsoulessone12:
soulessone12 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014
oh god... (btw what do you think of it?)
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:iconthe-conquerors:
The-Conquerors Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Of what? ~ C
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soulessone12 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014
conservapedia
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:iconthe-conquerors:
The-Conquerors Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Well if anyone complains about how crazy I am I can simply point at Conservapedia and say, "Hey, at least I'm not those guys." ~ C
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soulessone12 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014
wow even you don't like them.....
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soulessone12 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014
I lost faith in the internet...
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FunnelVortex Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I seriously think Conservapeida is written by trolls. 
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:iconchris1112:
chris1112 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014
It is a black hole where facts are sucked in and die.
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:iconzacharytc:
ZacharyTC Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Can we seriously call such people as them Christian? I think not.
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deathzerobbb Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Arnt conservatives generally christian?
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:iconzacharytc:
ZacharyTC Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
What kind of conservative are we talking about? Socially, politically, economically? A combination of them? There is quite a diversity.

In any case, politics do not define a Christian, scripture does.
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Atamolos Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I shut off my computer in response to their article about how "atheism is the cause of genocide".
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dragonkit545 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I was reading about bias, and I was thinking: "Wait, isn't this biased?" Such dumb people.
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:iconchris1112:
chris1112 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2013
Conservatives are just plain retarded they ignore facts all the time
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:icondeathzerobbb:
deathzerobbb Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha you make me laugh really you must be really ignorant to say conservatives are reatarded haha hilarius.
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Repukes-suck Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013
All conservative animals must die! 
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:icondeathzerobbb:
deathzerobbb Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Kinda harsh die?
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deideiblueeyez Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh God... Ann Coulter makes my skin crawl. She just...is she a She-Satan incarnate? x_X
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Young-stoaty-chap Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yes she is. 
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:icontwin-cats:
Twin-Cats Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So apparently I'm a self-centered bitch who craves attention :/
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fuzz3Knavel Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Heh, this place makes Encyclopedia Dramatica look like legit information for my next homework assignment. 
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LordOfstamps Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013
I'm pretty sure most of their contributers are trolls.
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DeviantART789789 Featured By Owner May 23, 2013
:iconfacepalmplz: According to CRAZYservapedia, as a Liberal, I support the Nazis, bestiality, Anti-Americanism, the destruction of Christianity, the abolition of the Death Penalty, and FUCKING COMMUNISM. In reality:
1. I hate the Nazis and all Fascists with a passion. You can find me trolling them here on this site.
2. Bestiality is just sickening to me.
3. If I'm Anti-American, then Mitt Romney is the president.
4. I troll Religion-bashers.
5. I support the Death Penalty. In fact, I want to expand the number of crimes that can warrant it to include Rape, Kidnapping, Large-Scale Drug Trafficking, Espionage, and Terrorism, regardless if it causes an attack or not.
6. I also troll Communists. Never worked, never will.
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EmptyDelusions Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You sir, deserve a gold medal. Very well said. :clap:
Sincerely, a very patriotic Liberal
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ThePrincessOfChaos Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I tried making an account to troll them. I basically got banned immediately because those asshats ban ANYONE who tries to edit that shitty website's articles~
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DuracellEnergizer Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I find this statement on the talk page of the Greatest Conservative Movies essay hilarious.

The Lion King ... promotes re-incarnation with its "Circle of Life" song.
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LolitheLeopard Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Even if it DOES promote re-incarnation...So fucking what!?!?
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DuracellEnergizer Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Conservapedians only support freedom of religion went it's their own.
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chris1112 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014
True very true
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LolitheLeopard Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconthisplz:
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AbigailJarvis Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I love you <3
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CitrineG Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012  Student Digital Artist
you know, I have to wonder how mcuh of that is actual conservitaves and how much is just pure dead trolling....
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PrincessFlaw Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012
I love how paranoid those people are. :lmao:
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Midsney Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012  Student Digital Artist
"the Old Testament, stresses the importance of the male side of the family for the most important aspects of cultural decision and prerogatives, thus furthering identity through the Father (male) and his clan"
sp, according to them, I'm not Jewish, because my dad wasn't born Jewish? yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...no. You know why women are forbidden from learning kabalah? because we're naturally more spiritual. You know why I'm Jewish? because my mother was. By Jewish law, if my mother is Jewish, I am Jewish. Also, why the hell is "father" capitalized? do you mean God? because God is never referred to as our father. We are the children of God, yes, but that's all of humanity, not just Jews. Jews are the Children of Isreal, and when we refer to Israel as "father"(whic, by the way, is never) it's not captialized-BECAUSE HE IS NOT GOD. HE IS ISRAEL.
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Otter-the-Newfie Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2011
My personal favorite was the "list of liberal beliefs". According to them, I now support bestiality, Nazism and and political correctness. Silly conservatives.
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TheWolfNinja Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2011
Oh my..... they aren't really trying to pass that off as a legitimate, non-humorous site..... are they? :iconexcaliburfaceplz:
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